Five Things Friday – February 21st, 2014

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It’s that time again!  Here are 5 things I thought were awesome this week.

1. Donut Church

“Our mission at Donut Church is to compromise the true Gospel of Jesus Christ and His holy and most high standard all in the name of reaching people and growing the largest church in town.  To do this we are thoroughly committed to quenching the Holy Spirit, attending the latest church growth seminar, and polling people who are totally uninterested in God or unqualified to lead a church.  With the Holy Spirit officially out of the way, we will have no other choice but to use this polling data to adjust our church polity, our church services, and even our church doctrine to accommodate the seeker and casual church attender.  In the end, this formula will be successful in accomplishing a threefold phenomenon.  We will simultaneously be the largest, the wealthiest, and yet…

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